Mom: Hey, you really should bring a couple lemons back with you to your apartment.
Me: Okay.
Mom: Yeah, lemons are really good for you. Make lemon tea with ginger and honey…
Me: Okay.
Mom: …It’ll help you lose weight so you’re not so fat.
Me: Sigh.
She finds a way to work that into the conversation no matter what and with anyone who will listen.
